Transport Story Time

''No, I'm not going to let you out there!''

''Why not, your being so unreasonable!''

''Unreasonable!? How is it unreasonable, there are zombies out there!''

''But i want to go to driving school!''

''Fine, go, make sure you take a shot gun with you though!''

Lizzy had failed to see why her husband was worried, this was probably because she was only young and they had both grown up in an environment where a zombie was just as well known as a snake, or an angry dog is today. Just a hazard and a danger, nothing else.

She was on her way to driving school as her husband had now finally agreed, and she was having to run as some really big zombies where chasing her, of course zombies have never been known to be the fastest beings of all time, so this running was more of a jog, and it wasnt that hard at all.

She got to her school and started her driving lessons in a small smart car, she was doing fine, reversing, stopping even changing gears without stalling. Suddenly the car broke down, had she done something wrong? Who knows, but the driving school instructor that she was with couldn't seem to do anything to stop it! Out of nowhere a zombie emerged and rammed its head into the window, savagely biting the neck of the instructor Lizzy got out and ran home as fast as she could, it was every man for himself in this world.

She got home and her husband was very worried, he was telling her that now he hoped she had seen why he was scared, all she could seem to think about however was the fact that she got out alive, so she, of course, thought there was nothing to worry about, just because she was a woman, and just like in the normal world, life for women was a lot harder than a mans life, especially as they are seen as weaker.

After an entire night of arguing they had agreed that she was going to have an armored defensive tank to drive. It wouldn't be cheap, but Lizzy's husband had thought that as long as she is safe and happy it is ok. So he went out and spent a lot of money on an armoured tanked with a modified machine gun, it cost him a fortune. The place he bought it of was also a specialised driving school. She went for her lessons and in a few months had learnt how do drive it.

She then joined the rebel group ''H.A.M'' otherwise known as humans against monsters. They would all go out in her tank and kill, well, re-kill all the zombies they saw, kind of like an army and a police force put together. They had started to rid the country of zombies and the world was a better place, also it was better for women because they had seen that she was the leader of HAM and that made the men feel like they needed to do something to regaiun their masculinity. This, made another HAM start, for men only, of course Lizzy did not mind, as long as they kept control of the zombies. Now this story muight seem to have a happy ending, but, theres allways the freaks who see zombie hunting like fox hunting, but who knows what would happen?